This is the shortest episode we've ever done. WARNING: If you are under 4'11" this episode is going to be highly (pun intended) offensive. 

HY-CHAW! Josh has an interesting new home and started being racist at 5. We dig into some family stories and what it was like growing up in our household. The harrowing tales from Cassidy's "fuck shack". Sponsored by AssGrease. 

Cassidy (Zac and Josh's little sister) joins in on our ratchet discussions.Blunts are poop tier. Fear the bong. #LussyGang. Cassidy does the #poopdildochallenge. We hear some wild stories from her college years. We discuss t...

More Dan Schneider talk. Is it creepy or is it polite? Where the hell is David Cassidy, Ice JJ Fish and the Chocolate Rain guy? Josh turns into Michael Phelps. Beetlejuice convo. Jack Frost is sus. Cattle prodding kids is the new way. ...

On this week's episode... should there be age limits on (elderly) porn? Jake is going to work for Tractor Supply. Josh dives into his hypothetical lobster interrogations. We show you the beauty of food rewards. Somehow, we get into a somewhat <...

Panty sniffing. MORE Jeepers Creepers Lore. We find out what Canada's favorite chips are! The crazy history behind statutory laws. Jake earns his spot in the Bible. We talk about the legend Mike Tyson and his upcoming "fight". What the fuck hap...

We give our thoughts on America's favorite couple Gabby and Brian. Movie theater madness. Josh wants to bring back Bum Fights. What goes through your mind when you hear "WORLDSTAR"? Abe Lincoln makes another grand appearance!

This one is really NSFW. We talk about most searched porn by country. We talk about some crazy Bad Dragon designs. Earn yourself a date with Jake. Adams family porno. But wow... this is an instant classic.

WE NEED little kid/people sports. The boys are preparing for a homeless insurrection. Who found Drake's snake? The zombie apocalypse feat.  baby cymbal-monkeys. We are asking for your CRAZIEST AI creations! Please submit them to us!...

Jake's penis is trapped and Zac wants to play a game!Real life video games, Twilight lore, Shrek lore, Ninja Turtle lore, and booty backs! Pack up your picture books, and let's take a trip to th...

WE ARE BACK, and so is Zac's clown kink! Josh unveils the dark truth behind how Lawyer's win in court. Jake is in the arctic... again... but this time with Polar Bears. All of this and more b...

How does "bitch" make you feel? NDA's are a complete waste. How to avoid snakes on a plane. Jake's enormous peen forces him to tuck. 

We talk about hush money. "Boot wearin' lesbians". We also dive into more political conspiracy theories.

Kanye got teacupped! We listen to an 18 inch sausage chug. We talk about Bellatrix LeBABE, and venture into more sus lyrics. All that and more this week with the Doggos. 

Billy Rae's lawn ornaments, Elon vs Zuck, orphan Ghostbusting, DMX impersonators at Blue Sky, folklore shit talk, Oracles were really just Fapquest, and 3D printing dicks. Oh yeah. Its a lot to unpack.

High School party stories. Josh is actually just Randy Marsh. We are ride and die with Earth.

We have a two part piece that was ruined by technical difficulties. Lucky for you all, we pieced most of it back together and created this two part, laugh packed, mini-series of morons. We get into time traveling, Zac going to the moon, Jake ge...

Willy Wonka's freaky family. We wander into mind control. Marshmallow Madness! The boys become for-profit snake hunters. 

Zac goes over his favorite childhood game, Cat in a bag! Josh is a Karen. We watch some dope ass nature videos! Jake brought 8 extra legs with him. Remember your vowels kids; A-EADS-I-O-U 

Did you know, three of Elvis’ early hits — “All Shook Up,” “Don’t Be Cruel” and “Return to Sender” — were written by Otis Blackwell, who also wrote the Jerry Lee Lewis classics “Great Balls of Fire” and “Breathless.” Elvis even sang them exactl...

Some dudes are bros. Some bros are sussy. We talk about some Frat boy shenanigans. Lemon-Pepper-Pussy. Was Tarzan smashing Gorillas? All this and more!

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